youngjusticer
youngjusticer:

Some of us were really young when we started watching Star Wars, and there are some quotes that may or may not describe your sex life, such as “Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction,” and “Size matters not,” and “Hey, point that thing someplace else,” and “Pull out; you’re not doing any good back there,” and “It didn’t go in; it just impacted on the surface.”
Darth Maul, by Ceasar Muyuela.

youngjusticer:

Some of us were really young when we started watching Star Wars, and there are some quotes that may or may not describe your sex life, such as “Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction,” and “Size matters not,” and “Hey, point that thing someplace else,” and “Pull out; you’re not doing any good back there,” and “It didn’t go in; it just impacted on the surface.”

Darth Maul, by Ceasar Muyuela.